FCC complaints released to Allan Lasser regarding the 2016 World Series offer a grab bag of umbrage, including this rage against the tape delay …

accusation of cultural appropriation among Cleveland fans …

and this Chicagoan’s searing hatred for Joe Buck.

It was a certain celebration during game 7, however, that drew the most … creative criticism.

Take us away, █████ from Oakley!

Too honorable, indeed. Read the full complaints embedded below, or on the request page:

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