Amid the spate of random clown sightings around the country that made up the 2016 “Clownpocalyse,” Allan Lasser began filing for police incident reports regarding clowns.

For Halloween, we’ve compiled a list of the most disturbing details to come out of those requests.

Clown Murder and Chill

Clown in the Bushes

Clowns in the Kitchen

Clown in the Laundromat

Clown in the Woods

Clown With Axes (Juggalo Cameo?)

Clown with a Baseball Bat

Clown with a Machete

Clown with a Machine Gun

Clown with Racist Flags

And Finally - You Know How Happy The Officer Was With That Sign Off.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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