In response to Jason Smather‘s request for the FBI’s guide to “l33t” speak, the Bureau released an 83-page guide to Twitter and other social media acronyms to help “in your work or for keeping up with your children/grandchildren.”

Unfortunately, the 83-page printout, while social media gold, is almost illegible.

Take a look at it on the request page or embedded below, and share your favorites with us on Twitter at @MuckRock.

Image via FBI.gov