Here at MuckRock, we understand that transparency isn’t easy - or rather, resisting the urge for secrecy is hard. You didn’t mean to shred those incriminating documents, you just redacted a line or two and things got out of hand. It happens. Which is why, starting today, we’re offering indulgences for your sunshine sins - MuckRock Transparency Offsets.
Simply pick a tier appropriate for your opacity oopsies, and for a reasonable fee, MuckRock’s crack team will ensure there’s enough excess openess for you to break even - and maybe even sleep at night! *
* Offer of Sleeping At Night Void in Washington, DC, Langley, Virginia, and Wherever Kissinger Is Living These Days
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