In emails, NASA denies child slave ring on Mars, confirms politician-eating tentacle monster on Europa
After an InfoWars segment claimed that the National Aeronautics and Space Administration was running a colony of child slaves on Mars, internal emails show NASA begrudgingly setting the record straight: for starters, the colony’s on Europa.
When the National Reconnaissance Office announced the upcoming launch of their NROL-39 mission back in December 2013, they didn’t get quite the response they hoped. That might have had something to do with the mission logo being a gigantic octopus devouring the Earth. Researcher Runa Sandvik wanted to know who approved this and why, so she filed a Freedom of Information Act with the NRO for the development materials that went into the logo. A few months later, the NRO delivered.